They are plotting against us. We spend millions housing their spies. If you extrapolate their evolution from bacteria to their current size over the last 3600 years (as the bible says the age of the earth is) into the next 3600 years you will see that by the year 5000 whales will be one hundred million milles long and weigh a billion billion billion billion pounds. We must hurry, as whales are very large. Their largeness is proof of their clever and devious nature, as where is the last place you would expect to find the executioner of our species than at Seaworld in California, doing tricks to amuse the tourists.

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